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    Product Description

    Hand poured. Small batch. All natural. The perfect addition to your home or as a gift to loved one.

    DETAILS:
    -16.5oz soy candle
    -Burns about 100 hours
    -Jar is 4" x 4" and can easily be reused once the candle is done burning
    -Hand poured in the USA

    All our candles are made using soy wax, it's eco-friendly, renewable, sustainable, carbon neutral, all natural & toxin free. It's also American grown, which means supporting local farmers. PLUS it burns longer & cleaner. The wicks are lead free. The fragrance is a blend of natural and synthetic, and never contains phthalate.

    SCENT DESCRIPTIONS:
    Amber Noir:
    A sweet and sultry fusion of mandarin, jasmine, and rich amber with undertones of sandalwood and musk. It's a clean warm scent perfect for anytime of the year.

    Apple Harvest:
    A true, ripe apple fragrance combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. It has year-round appeal but is especially nice around apple picking time. Top notes include orange peel, cinnamon, and nutmeg, middle note of apple and a base of clove and vanilla.

    Autumn Spice:
    The perfect fall scent, a blend of rich chestnut, cedarwood and freshly ground cloves. This scent creates a warm inviting aroma that quickly brings fall and all its familiar scents to your space.

    Black Sea:
    This scent is a fresh, clean, light cologne scent. The sweet yet salty oceanic accords combine with an undercurrent of amber. Top notes include citrus, sea salt, and ozone. Middles notes of plum and cardamom and base notes of amber and black musk.

    Christmas Tree:
    The perfect Christmas Tree scent! Fill your home with the aroma of an evergreen forest. This upscale scent opens with refreshing ozone, bay laurel, and cooling eucalyptus. Middle notes of cypress, moss, and bayberry blend with rich undertones of fir balsam, patchouli, and sweet incense.

    Clean Cotton:
    Clean sheets line-dried on a breezy day, this airy scent has bright top notes of lemon, crisp apple, and ozone. Middle notes of delicate jasmine and white cotton blossoms add a floral touch to this airy fragrance. Hints of violet and cedar round out the scent, while lemon essential oil enhances the clean, citrus element.

    Coastal Linen:
    Sea side fresh air intertwined with fresh linens, white floral notes and hints of white musk and wood. This is the perfect clean fresh summer scent that will fill your house with beach vibes.

    Eucalyptus Spearmint:
    Inspired by the original Eucalyptus Spearmint, this scent has a eucalyptus heart enhanced with fresh minty notes. This is a clean relaxing aroma perfect for all year round

    Field Of Flowers:
    A beautiful blend of green florals with a heart of lily and sage mixed with fresh ozone, this scent brings a fresh field of flowers straight to your house.

    Frosted Gingerbread:
    Straight out of the oven gingerbread cookies combined with vanilla frosting our Frosted Gingerbread is a delicious, nostalgic, gourmand fragrance. Notes of ginger, cream, butter, and graham cracker come through, while the familiar aromas of vanilla, molasses, and spices reinforce the deliciousness of this fragrance.

    Gardenia Garden:
    Gardenia heaven! This scent is blend of fresh gardenias, white floral notes, fresh cut greenery and a hint of bamboo to enhance this fragrance.

    Honeysuckle & Jasmine:
    This soft, dreamy and enchanting floral scent opens with top notes of lemon and ginger before giving way to a heart of jasmine and honeysuckle. Hints of violet, powder, and amyris mingle with wood notes in the base of this well-rounded floral fragrance.

    Mahogany Teakwood:
    Inspired by the original Mahogany Teakwood, this is the perfect woodsy scent that men (and women!) love! Dry notes of Mahogany, and teakwood perfectly mixed with bergamot, sweet citron, ylang ylang, and cinnamon bark.

    Moonlight Path:
    Inspired by the original Moonlight Path scent, this is a soft floral musk scent enhanced by jasmine and rose. This scent is a soft musk blended with sheer lavender and lily of the valley and gives a clean elegant comforting aroma.

    Rain Water:
    Smells like a freshly passed storm with hints of lily and rose petals, airy ozone and sandalwood round out this fresh fragrance.

    Rose Garden:
    Rose garden in peak bloom, this scent has top notes of ozone and green leaves with a heart of rose, carnation, lily of the valley and ylang ylang. This enchanting smells is a classic floral scent of a bouquet of red roses.

    Toasted Pumpkin:
    Comforting and sweet with just the right amount of spice, our Toasted Pumpkin Spice Candle will remind you of autumn festivals, pumpkin carving, and bonfires. Toasty top notes of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove give way to middle accords of silky buttercream and pumpkin. A base of smoked embers and vanilla gives this scent a warm twist on a classic fall fragrance.

    White Sage & Lavender:
    The ultra calming White Sage and Lavender scent is a blend of herbs, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile awaken the earthiness of lavender, while hints of sandalwood and cedar in the base are reinforced by clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils. The perfect blend for relaxation.

    Burning Instructions: Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting. Keep candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings. Only burn the candle on a level, fire resistant surface. Do not burn candle for more than four hours at a time. Burn within sight and keep away from children and pets.

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    • 5
      hilarious white elephant gift

      Posted by April Walmer on 29th Dec 2021

      Very fast shipping and quality item. Smelled fantastic and was a hilarious white elephant gift.

    • 5
      Funny and my husband and I get use out of it ??

      Posted by Darian on 15th Sep 2021

      This is the second candle I have bought from this store. I got this in the apple harvest and it smells amazing! Funny and my husband and I get use out of it ??

    • 5
      Exactly as pictured

      Posted by Sherri Cluff on 26th Aug 2021

      Exactly as pictured. Funny as heck and even smells great!

    • 5
      LOVE THIS CANDLE!

      Posted by Amanda Presley on 18th Aug 2021

      LOVE THIS CANDLE! …so does my husband. And he takes it quite literal lol

    • 5
      Awesome gift and quick delivery!

      Posted by Courtney Jones on 28th Jul 2021

      Awesome gift and quick delivery!

    • 5
      Great size and looks beautiful

      Posted by Jasmine Fuller on 7th Jun 2021

      This candle smells fantastic! Great size and looks beautiful.

    • 5
      I would definitely order again

      Posted by Aleathia on 3rd Jun 2021

      My friend absolutely loved her gift! She smiled from ear to ear. Everytime she read it just laughed!!! The order arrived quickly! I would definitely order again. Thx

    • 5
      My husband loves the label

      Posted by Latisha Murray on 27th May 2021

      I got this awesome candle in the scent Black Sea. My husband loves the label and I love the scent. Great job! Thank You!

    • 5
       2nd anniversary gift

      Posted by Melissa on 7th May 2021

      I haven't burnt the candle yet, but the quality seems amazing and it was packaged really nicely. Got it in the cotton scent to be a great addition to my 2nd anniversary gift for my husband

    • 5
      exactly as pictured

      Posted by Jenn on 29th Apr 2021

      Fast delivery, exactly as pictured and expected. Love it!

    • 5
      it smells great

      Posted by Rachel Owsley on 15th Apr 2021

      Arrived faster than it siad it was going too, it smelss great and was wrapped really well for shipping too !

    • 5
      Great communication from the shop

      Posted by Do Lo on 6th Apr 2021

      Great communication from the shop. Love the smell of the candle. Did not disappoint!

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